The Hunter is In
tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:


Heads up…


WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

image

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

image

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

image

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

image

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

File:Chanterelle.jpg

THIS WILL KILL YOU

File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

"Is-- is it meant to be bleeding, that much?" { Hello ^-^ }

saberalex:

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(A new person!)

"No…No it is not." Jack said, staring at the gaping wound in the girl’s side. This was not going to end well. "We should probably get you to a hospital. Right now."

"Yeah, that’d be nice." Jack said again. She didn’t know how she felt about being taught something.

Alex nods and sips her drink slowly.

Jack did the same, her gaze wandering around the warehouse.

"You got to goto work today right?" Alex asks after a bit, not sure how much time had passed during her nap earlier.

"Mm? Oh yeah. Everything was fine. Went off without a hitch."

angelanddemonwithin:

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Uriel looked back at Daimon, frowning slightly. 
"Alright then."

"That’s interesting." Tristan said. "Now, you said you wanted to try and come up with an negotiation?"
"Yes, we would like Samantha back without any arguments." Damion said. 
Tristan shook his head. “I’m sorry but that can’t be done.” 

"Negotiation requires give and take, sir." Uriel said, glancing at Damion. "Is there anything we could give to you that would entice you to give Samantha back?"

Damion crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. 
Tristan grinned. “The books. I’ll give her back if I have the books. You know what I’m speaking of Damion.” 
"No one knows where those books are. You should already know that." Damion replied. 

Uriel listened and looked over at Damion.
"What is he talking about?"

"Nothing. He just wants something that no one can find." Damion replied. 

"We can’t really negotiate if that’s the case."

Jack has died...
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angelanddemonwithin:

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angelanddemonwithin:

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angelanddemonwithin:

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angelanddemonwithin:

Samantha slowly shook her head and her eye color changed to a bright red. “You’re lying… you have to be lying!” 

"Rustling. Voices. A combination of the both."

"Okay then. Did you actually see anything or someone out there that might explain the rustling and voices?" 

"I thought I saw something, so I chased it. I’m like a cat that way."

"Maybe we should add some cat ears and a tail to you since you act so much like a cat." 

"No. That happened once and I don’t want it to happen again."

Samantha smiled and chuckled. “I was wondering if you were going to remember that.” 

"Course I remember it. I mean, I was high on catnip half the time, stuff’s better than opium, but I remember it!"

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garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.

That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

"Is-- is it meant to be bleeding, that much?" { Hello ^-^ }

saberalex:

askthedemonhunter:

saberalex:

askthedemonhunter:

saberalex:

askthedemonhunter:

askthedemonhunter:

(A new person!)

"No…No it is not." Jack said, staring at the gaping wound in the girl’s side. This was not going to end well. "We should probably get you to a hospital. Right now."

"No problem. It’s really nice to have someone who knows what they’re doing. I sure as Hell don’t."

"I can teach you a little if you want." Alex offers as she finishes off her pie.

"That might be nice…..If we’ve got time that is." Jack said slowly. "I dunno how much free time we’ll have."

"Yeah, we’ll start with some small stuff if we ever get some free time to do it." Alex says, excited to be able to teach Jack something.

"Yeah, that’d be nice." Jack said again. She didn’t know how she felt about being taught something.

Alex nods and sips her drink slowly.

Jack did the same, her gaze wandering around the warehouse.

"Is-- is it meant to be bleeding, that much?" { Hello ^-^ }

saberalex:

askthedemonhunter:

saberalex:

askthedemonhunter:

askthedemonhunter:

(A new person!)

"No…No it is not." Jack said, staring at the gaping wound in the girl’s side. This was not going to end well. "We should probably get you to a hospital. Right now."

"No problem. It’s really nice to have someone who knows what they’re doing. I sure as Hell don’t."

"I can teach you a little if you want." Alex offers as she finishes off her pie.

"That might be nice…..If we’ve got time that is." Jack said slowly. "I dunno how much free time we’ll have."

"Yeah, we’ll start with some small stuff if we ever get some free time to do it." Alex says, excited to be able to teach Jack something.

"Yeah, that’d be nice." Jack said again. She didn’t know how she felt about being taught something.

angelanddemonwithin:

askthedemonhunter:

angelanddemonwithin:

askthedemonhunter:

Uriel looked back at Daimon, frowning slightly. 
"Alright then."

"That’s interesting." Tristan said. "Now, you said you wanted to try and come up with an negotiation?"
"Yes, we would like Samantha back without any arguments." Damion said. 
Tristan shook his head. “I’m sorry but that can’t be done.” 

"Negotiation requires give and take, sir." Uriel said, glancing at Damion. "Is there anything we could give to you that would entice you to give Samantha back?"

Damion crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. 
Tristan grinned. “The books. I’ll give her back if I have the books. You know what I’m speaking of Damion.” 
"No one know where those books are. You should already know that." Damion replied. 

Uriel listened and looked over at Damion.
"What is he talking about?"

Jack has died...
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angelanddemonwithin:

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angelanddemonwithin:

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Samantha slowly shook her head and her eye color changed to a bright red. “You’re lying… you have to be lying!” 

"Rustling. Voices. A combination of the both."

"Okay then. Did you actually see anything or someone out there that might explain the rustling and voices?" 

"I thought I saw something, so I chased it. I’m like a cat that way."

"Maybe we should add some cat ears and a tail to you since you act so much like a cat." 

"No. That happened once and I don’t want it to happen again."

Jack has died...
Anonymous

angelanddemonwithin:

askthedemonhunter:

angelanddemonwithin:

Samantha slowly shook her head and her eye color changed to a bright red. “You’re lying… you have to be lying!” 

"Rustling. Voices. A combination of the both."

"Okay then. Did you actually see anything or someone out there that might explain the rustling and voices?" 

"I thought I saw something, so I chased it. I’m like a cat that way."